dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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