k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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