What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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