I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I have tasted many bathrooms
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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