Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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