U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
its not stalking. its research.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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