No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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