i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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