3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Why is your signature on my underwear?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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