And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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