Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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