how do flat chested girls get laid?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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