break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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