u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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