It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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