that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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