can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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