everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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