I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Is this like a preordered booty call?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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