If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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