their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
