Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
