You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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