I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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