I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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