I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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