I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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