Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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