Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Randomize
