Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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