I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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