its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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