Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
this boner is exhausting
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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