Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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