Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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