Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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