i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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