Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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