Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The air was thick with penises
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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