chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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