how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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