Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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