yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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