his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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