awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
then he tried to convert me to islam
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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