i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Farmville is her only friend.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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