You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Randomize
