I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
