you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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