office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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