I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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