I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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