"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Randomize
